Contracontarded

A word used to offend people who use the word contarded, because people who use the word contarded obviously do not know that it also offends the person saying the word. Therefore, to point out the user's mistake you use contracontarded to cause confusion, sadness, anger, seizures and at times excessive diarrhea. People who use the word contarded only use it to make people with mental retardation feel even more mentally retarded. So please if you hear a person use the word contarded point out their mistake and call them contracontarded and maybe even cause them to have a seizure.

Kathy: Chris, you do know that what you just said is contarded right?

Chris: You are contracontarded, did you know that ...

Kathy: WHAT? (while having seizure)

Chris: (walks away)

by KATHERINEVARGAS March 9, 2011

contracommute

Travelling in the opposite direction to peak hour traffic

I live in the centre of the city so I contracommute to work every day.

by christhewalkingdictionary August 22, 2011

contra-inception

noun - the act of going into a dream within a dream within a dream, to convince a female (whose mind you are in) that you are using contraception during intercourse, when in fact you are not.

Bro 1: So you wore a condom, right?
Bro 2: Hell no! I'm a stark believer in contra-inception and raw-dogging it.

by Bobble Head Iron Man December 16, 2013

contra-3

The 3 topics you cannot bring up in mixed company (such as a family reunion, a business meeting, a neighborhood potluck, a wedding, etc.) without starting controversy and possibly a fire: Politics, religion, and sex.

"Don't sweat it, Luis. The folks around here are fine as long as you skip the contra-3--steer clear of those and you'll be fine.

by anything_going_on? February 4, 2014

Contrabular

Noun.
An act or process that leaves somebody with shat pants.

"Man, that double backflip made me contrabular. I'm going to need a minute"

by Quagga Paste February 6, 2014

contraceptively

Prevention of conception that can either be fertilization of a birth, or an idea pre-emptively aborted.

We decided to vote contraceptively. contraceptively speaking. The idea of sex was decided contraceptively.

by Dr. Oh March 9, 2015

Contra-flo

Contra-flo. When a man cums in a woman's mouth and at the same time she throws up from dick deeped throat

We had a great contra-flo moment during our last oral sex encounter

by DoubleJ6969 July 9, 2016