Wadsworth constant

The theory that the first 3rd of any youtube video is superfluous and can be skipped.

"Why are the beginning of youtube videos so goddamn boring? Don't people know how to edit video?"

"Yeah, it's the Wadsworth Constant"

by crunchytacos October 2, 2011

consta preg

a girl who has a stomach pooch so she looks constantly pregnant

fuck! look at annie spencers pooch! shes such a consta preg!

by gahsjjk September 11, 2007

Michael Constable

Small town celebrity from Geelong, known for his punce ways and

Person 1: Michael Constable isn't coming...
Person 2: PUNCE!
Person 3: Hey sorry I'm late to this discussion... what are you guys talking about?
Person 1 or 2 (doesn't really matter): Michael Constable.
Person 3: That puncey kid?
Person 1 or 2 (the one who didnt say the other bit): Totes

by Morganyep October 22, 2008

constants

A total bitch of a girl

That bitch is such a constants

by Dankest Definor May 20, 2018

printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

Ms. Constantino

A French midget that gets beat by A bagget and a piece of shit

A French midget that gets beat by A bagget and a piece of shit is Ms. Constantino

by Ur momololol October 16, 2018

constama

contant drama

its always constama with me and you it needs to stop!

by gina sinclair December 18, 2003