Chockablock

-When you say a guy is not suited to your liking by physical characteristics but end up being rejected by a guy you like with similar characteristics..
-When a big black dick steals your girl.

Susan got chockablocked by Mike when she said didn’t like fat or gay men..
Dwayne chockablocked Andy when he fucked Andy’s girlfriend.

by SkullD May 25, 2020

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004

Clock Block

A place or activity that seems to make time go by very slowly.

Guy 1- "It feels like we have been in this class for 3 weeks"
Guy 2- "Math is such a clock block"

by William Trevorson November 26, 2009

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones

I totally got clockblocked last night

by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018

Clockblocked

Clockblocked is:
When you want (or need) to be somewhere else and are actively trying to leave
then a situation occurs that needs dealing with, so you deal with it and as a consequence you don't get to leave on time.

You just got clockblocked

"Sorry I'm late, I got clockblocked by a meeting that went long"
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" She kept asking a bunch of stupid ass questions and I was like biiiiiitch I ain't got time for this shit, stop clockblockin, FOH"

by thefuckyouaskinmynamefor December 7, 2017

Clickblock

When one person is about to click a link (or a like button etc.), and someone IM's them so that the IM box blocks them from clicking the link.

Dude, I was about to like something, and you clickblocked it. Nice timing.

by EKokoa March 9, 2011