by Oh hey cousin. July 14, 2021


1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”
by Big Muh Fuggin Eaf April 6, 2021

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.
Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"
Bortus: "I do."
Klyden: "We must have more!"
(Bortus presses a button)
Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."
Bortus: "I do."
Klyden: "We must have more!"
(Bortus presses a button)
Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."
by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025

noun - slang
cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
Examples of Cigarette Boatin' in a Sentence
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
by Iain Danger April 2, 2022

Man : Hey did you see that guy? his fume is everywhere!
Man 2 : He is a cigarette nazi folk, nothing to be excited about
Man 2 : He is a cigarette nazi folk, nothing to be excited about
by UncleDor May 17, 2020

by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023
