How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*

by Oh hey cousin. July 14, 2021

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bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.

That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.

by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023

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Spiritual Cigarette

A cigarette rolled with weed in it

Hey bro, let’s go smoke a spiritual cigarette after class

by Vaporizer56 June 18, 2019

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Cigarette

A female cigar

Bachelorette= female bachelor
Farmerette= female farmer
Cigarette= female cigar

That's how words work

by Shrek the Justin June 22, 2023

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For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

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