is the pope catholic? 

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

is the pope catholic? by Colourful English May 16, 2006

York Catholic

A school where white bitches try to act black but it doesn’t work out for them. The school is Racist as hell and the teachers throw books at you then want you to pray about it afterwards. The only true bitches there are the black ones. So amen to that. Oh yeah I forgot to mention, we do drugs in the bathroom

People: oh so you go to York Catholic?
Me: yeah why?
People: you guys must be loaded on drugs!
Me: “Walks away”

York Catholic by Ellio:) June 27, 2018

cafeteria catholic 

A Catholic individual, typically poorly catechised, from the Latin Rite or other. Said Catholic will pick and choose what he chooses to believe in in regards to the faith. Typically they will deny or mutilate revealed truths in order to justify their sinful lifestyles.

John is a cafeteria Catholic, he believes in the Magesterium but he thinks women should be allowed to be ordained.

cafeteria catholic by Cliff Whitty July 9, 2006

Bishop Mcguinness Catholic High School 

Private catholic school in the heart of Oklahoma City. This shithole is hardly able to be considered "private," because its lacking academics. You'd probably be better off just fucking it and going to John Marshall or Northwest Classen. This school is filled to the brim with plaid skirt wearing whores, who leap at any opportunity to get wasted or stoned. The "men" at this "school" all have small dicks, which they use to rape and assault their female classmates. Its a great enviornment for those seeking a poor education and bathrooms which smell like mango juul pods. The so called Catholics at this school are the furthest from God that one could be.

The Bishop Mcguinness Catholic High School quarterback angrily threw his helmet onto the ground and yelled, punching the air as his team suffered a brutal loss.

Bishop Mcguinness Catholic High School by fuckingwhore420 February 25, 2021

Traditionalist Catholic 

A traditionalist catholic is a member of the roman rite of the Catholic church that believes the second Vatican council had unintended consciences and preferers a liturgy from pre Vatican ll usually the Tridentine mass also known as the Latin mass they also have conservative views on women's role homosexuality abortion and contraception

My friend went to a Latin mass on Sunday because he is a based Traditionalist Catholic

Traditionalist Catholic by Based tradCath zoomer July 16, 2022

central catholic 

quite possibly the finest high school institution in the united states, as well as the world. An all male school made up of the most intelligent youths a city can produce. Created in 1927, Central was destined for distinguished greatness. Although tarnished with tea-bagging alligations, the school community's resolve has shown through to the point where other schools have nothing else to criticize such an institution of learning for other than this allegid incident. The school, although all male, creates an invironment that caters to all walks of life, where gay, strait, catholic, or non, each individual will be called a fag by a fellow classmate and have his books encompassed with falic symbols ejaculating over last nights math assignment. Book checks are unaviodable and gamesharking illegal. Oakland girls are overrated because of being surrounded by scrotem for 6hours out of the day. All in all the female teachers are not hot at all if seen in normal day-to-day interaction and no school is better fit for young men looking for a college-preparatory school with a reputation of success than Pittsburgh Central Catholic. Unlike those greensburgh name stealing sons of bitches. We are the real CENTRAL and the viking is the only mascot we know or aknowledge. C.E.N.T.R.A.L whats that spell? CENTRAL! WHAT??

Central Catholic, better than your school since 1927.

central catholic by -c- September 28, 2006

cradle Catholic 

A person baptized as a Catholic as a baby or young child and raised in a religious family, usually attending religious schools throughout childhood. Often (but not necessarily) said with the implication that the person is Catholic in Name Only (CINO), remaining with the religion only because they were raised with it.

I'm a cradle Catholic, so it would trouble my parents if they found out that I'm actually an atheist.

cradle Catholic by Wolpertinger November 11, 2010