geen beens

It's green beans but spelled differently.

I want to eat geen beens.

SHOOT ME WITH THE GEEN BEENS!

by Ctrl W. March 4, 2019

mr.been

A very slow but very fast person

teacher: Ok kids time to take some notes.
ten minutes later
mr.been: Wait. Were we supposed to right that

by mj spd rcr March 2, 2020

Not been bad

When you’re doing okay. Not great, but not bad.

“How be ya?”

“Yeah, not been bad”

by Monner August 16, 2020

wow i been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

by Wow I been asking for the same October 27, 2017

You've Been Fuck You'd

When you unplug/turn off something and make it look like it isn't working and someone else rages and destroys the object, and it was just unplugged

"I unplugged it"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCK YOU'D"

- Angry grandpa

by anonymous March 1, 2020

You've Been Yodelled

If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"

David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.

Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?

David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD

Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate

by IKnowTheLingo October 6, 2020

You’ve been hit by, struck by

Truck

OWWWWW

Friend: Aw man I got it by a truck

Me:* sings* you’ve been hit by, struck by, truck OWWWWW

friend: I hate you

by Das nuts 69 February 21, 2021