The Bethesda Bougie Bazooka

While on maximum allowable dosage of your preferred brand ED medication, dry and powder your erect penis. Just before receiving felatio, apply a light coat of Pepto Bismol to said penis so that your dick resembles the look, smell, flavor and texture of a large piece of 80's style rock-hard Bazooka bubble gum.

My GF complained about the smell while giving head, so I slipped her the Bethesda Bougie Bazooka.

by Novierski August 24, 2021

Low Status Bougie

-Of or relating to old school money, held by a tight gripping matriarch or patriach or both.
- Any person or group of people with an inheritance of old school, blood( usually slave trade) money. Especially one who uses this money to manipulate & control future generations.
- Any old person using an inheritance to control the destiny of their offspring.
- Any children afflicted with this disease of their parents who are content to live at home( especially after 30) who wait for an inheritance and not work. (Children may be removed from home to lead fulfilling lives if de-programmed early enough)
-Any behavior or action carried out by someone with old school money oppressing a member of their family or anyone they feel is below them based on this status.

His low status bougie entitlement kept him from ever getting a job or doing anything meaningful in life.

by GinaSadieLuciferi January 27, 2026