Blooming Onion

When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.

RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".

by Benny Fyttz 414 May 15, 2018

Polish bloomers

An eastern european affectionate term for budgie smugglers

Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"

by Crazy Boyo July 30, 2010

Bloomed

Smoke weed, then get the munchies and eat some magical mushrooms... may induce a bad trip man

"yo man, i was bloomed last night and i saw some crazy shit"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"

by Billbob Wierdo April 23, 2009

BOOMF

Boomf adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun,

plural Boomfs
for something being better than great, better than excellent, heavier, bigger and all round boomfer.

fig.1 that new Swordmaster tune is mega boomf.

fig.2 waz gotae couple o those Boomf as f**k pellets Tam geed uz last night

by VAN DIZZLE June 18, 2009

bloomies

Bloomies are the signature ladies underware sold by Bloomingdales Department Store.

Dad, look what we bought in my first visit to the Bloomingdales flagship AND New York City... Bloomies!! Pink & white.

by Neelywohl October 14, 2009

bloomin

going viral on the internet

yo dude, that kid is bloomin in his new video on youtube

by a456332 December 22, 2018

Sugar Bloom

A fabled sexual position that induces potentially fatal levels of sexual arousal. While the exact positioning is not known, many sexual anthropologist theorize that one or all of the participants are inverted and that the position can only be achieved in extreme humidity. Others speculate that while inversion may or may not be critical, a certain degree of human contortion is certainly needed to achieve a "full bloom".

The energetic lovers didn't believe that engaging in the Sugar Bloom, or Sugar Blooming, would actually kill them. They're dead now.

by Dr. Reginold Goldstein August 14, 2011