beasterbation

The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.

A mix between masturbation and beastiality.

I saw a centaur performing beasterbation, it wasnt pretty.

by Shenk01 January 16, 2011

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The bestest

The most amazing person in the world. Better then people at all the things. Everyone wants to be "the bestest".

Alley is the bestest person in the world.

by Jill Snappy January 1, 2012

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August 24 is National Bestfriend Day. Celebrate with your Bestfriend,Post your Bestfriend, Call your Bestfriend. If your Bestfriend doesn’t interact with you on August 24, y’all aren't true Bestfriends.

Me and My Bestfriend are going to the mall on National Bestfriend Day!

by Trap house51 August 23, 2019

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purple headed womb beater

A name synonimous with the turgid penis

I rendered her disabled with my purple headed womb beater

by grem November 3, 2003

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Dirty dick beaters

AN UNWASHED HAND AFTER THEY HAVE ENGAGED IN A MASTURBATION SESSION.

Get your dirty dick beaters off me!!!

by Woodeye December 27, 2014

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Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.

Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!

by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008

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