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battery operated boyfriend (bob)

Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.
sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life
by Joe Canadian April 6, 2005
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Inglorious Basterd

One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.

Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:

1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.

2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.

3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.

4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.

5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
by stebo11 January 30, 2010
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Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.
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my mate garys got fanny batter breath!!!
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That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.
by neologisto July 15, 2011
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Brownie Batter Splatter

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.
Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.
by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023
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