armando

A mexican with a micro penis

Armando you get no bitches .

by BlackUnicorns July 27, 2016

One armed Midget

vietnam vet under three feet tall.

that dang one armed midget was shot out of a cannon with a spear and killed half of my squad with one blow. (that's what she said...) they were all stuck on the metal pole. (that's what she said...) they all died an extremely painful and comical death. (that's what she said?) DODGEBALL!

by eetemout !!! March 20, 2009

armadillo48

The best, smart-remarking, god damn cwing animal there is.

Wow look at that Armadillo48 dissing that webb 28.

by Kris Shao April 26, 2008

Armageddon Flu

A mix between the current outbreaks of Bird (Avian) Flu and Swine Flu, if you are unlucky enough to catch both, it is known (conveniently) as Armageddon Flu, because if you catch it (scientifically proven you CAN catch both at once) you will die. No chance about it. Death is guaranteed.

Catch Armageddon flu and find out.
Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.

by Doctor Know-It-All May 13, 2009

armagedoom

Someone that's really stupid and retarded. Probably smells alot.

You fucking armagedoom!

by Abeee May 14, 2006

Armadillo

Lesbian/Gay

Me

by Dillo September 29, 2003

Armadillo

adj.

Incredibly lame, sad, ugly, stupid.

"As usual the ninjas were being armadillo"

by Motown March 31, 2004