When a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best sex she ever had
"I so glad I ended up with a Crank Frank! He is the best sex I ever had, with the exception of Tom Brady"
"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"
"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"
by StucKinModeratioN December 20, 2016

by liquid death May 17, 2021

by Butters1369 May 10, 2016

by Crank suck May 17, 2018

To vigorously masturbate.
by Goi Boi July 27, 2016

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief
by chilli ring November 12, 2009
