Titty Wrinkle

\Tit"ty wrin·kle\, n.

A little teat or nipple with a small furrow, ridge, or crease caused by crumpling, folding, or shrinking.

--Derived from the greek word, "wrinklius nipplus."

Subject 1: (in a deep voice) "Thank you for choosing Del Taco, I'm a big homofag ready to take your order."

Subject 2: (in an even deeper voice) "Hi, uh, I'd like one good ass fucking and a titty wrinkle. That'll do it."

by pants September 17, 2004

Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

Wringer

Baby dick, hung like a newborn. You may not even feel it!

Me: “Oh my god Karissa, what is that”?
Karissa: “Oh it’s just a wringer...it’s harmless”!

by Grndlelvn August 2, 2018

wrinkle sack

An old and smelly citizen.

Hurry the fuck up and cross the road you stupid wrinkle sack!

by Huistelefoon September 19, 2013

wrink

a shady ass bitch
wrinkling is the action of someone being a wrink

jayna: yooo julie keeps posting our private convos on her snap she wrinkling rn
sade: deadass bro she being a whole wrink

by SadeTheRat July 29, 2019

hoo ha wrinkles

A crease, or commonly known as a wrinkle, located in the hoo ha, or commonly known as vagina. These little fellows usually arrive after a woman, or man with a vagina (*cough* Old Greg) grows to be older than 50.

Older women sometimes get old man saggy ball sacs stuck in their hoo ha wrinkles.

by Sharzyboo August 22, 2008

Nipple Wrinkle

1. A wrinkle that occurs on a girl's nipple, and should be avioded. Run if you see one, they are signs of necrophilia

1. Oh my, she has a nipple wrinkle, and she humps dead people.

2. How sexy, she has a nipple wrinkle

by Fox January 20, 2005