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This is a derogatory term for the elderly, particularly those who are senile.

When an elderly, or "old folk" is driving 30 miles an hour UNDER the speed limit in the passing lane on the highway with their left turn signal on, this person is classifying him/herself as a wrink.

A: "This car smells like a damn wrink died in it"
B: "Yeah, I had to drive my grandma to the airport..."

Wrink by Luckyy7 September 3, 2009

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WRINK

an abbrieviation for a "penis wrinkle"

"quit being an idiot, you wrink"

WRINK by thatower0power May 17, 2010

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wrink

a shady ass bitch
wrinkling is the action of someone being a wrink

jayna: yooo julie keeps posting our private convos on her snap she wrinkling rn
sade: deadass bro she being a whole wrink

wrink by SadeTheRat July 29, 2019

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peen wrink

An insult or a greeting amongst friends. Stands for penis wrinkle or a fold of skin on the penis.

D-Howe: hey peen wrink
B: wtf
P: you neard!

peen wrink by Young Reezie January 29, 2008

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Dick Wrink

A shortened version of the commonly used insult "penis wrinkle". For when there is not enough time to heavily insult more than one person.

Wade: Dude, you are a dick wrink. And you, are also a dick wrink. Actually, you're all dick wrinks.

Dick Wrink by Wrinkless Penis May 21, 2011

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Winkerpack

Winkerpack refers the legendary wallstreetbets shitposter u/winkerpack himself. He is best known for making too much money but sometimes his moneys go down. Often times he proclaims his wish to expose himself sometime, but never actually does.

Winkerpack just bought more Waste Management shares to help stop his moneys going down

Winkerpack by SantaAnaRockstar August 14, 2021

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wink wonk

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour

Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*

wink wonk by dumbDefiner September 5, 2020

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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