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Tooth Wrencher

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Thigh-wrench

When someone is trapped inside a woman's extremely strong thighs. You can't get out, but you can get off.
Did you hear about Dave? He got stuck in a thigh-wrench.
Yeah man I hear those are rough.
by Corpus crispy May 20, 2016
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shlonshkin/wrench

This is what my mom calls my dog. She usually yells THE WRENCH or something along those lines when she gets home.
"THE WREEEEENNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Said my mother.

Shlonshkin/wrench
by Elbow Picke November 6, 2017
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love wrench

Look at the size of his love wrench.

Oh yeah dude my love wrench was in my girlfriends engine all night.
by Love wrench May 4, 2018
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Flesh Wrench

Describing one's own penis as a tool or wrench to be used in a twisting or jerking motion.
(Nenad)- I need a wrench to take this apart
(Steve)- I got a flesh wrench right here ya bitch (while grabbing crotch)
by Americaon123 August 30, 2018
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cabbage wrench

The common sex move between Hispanic and Indian companions of subtly hiding a 14mm wrenchs in two heads of cabbage. The couple then must proceed sit on one head cabbage each and the first to be penetrated by a wrench wins.
DUDE did you hear about Serena and Rohan?! Apparanetly their favorite move is cabbage wrench..damn.
by Chuck Charles’s September 8, 2018
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Gut-wrenching

That feeling you get when you put your toothbrush too far into the back of your mouth when you're on the very edge of vomiting where it seems as though someone is torquing your stomach with a wrench, and you manage to hold back the contents of your last meal.
What's wrong with you?
I just took too much while brushing my teeth, resulting in a rather painful gut-wrenching.
That sucks
by RedOmega724 January 16, 2019
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