train wreck

A disastrous loss of train of thought while in an intoxicated state.

Scott: Hey guys! Hey guys! Hey guys! .... FUCK i forgot!
Alex: Bro... you just had a fucking train wreck

by AlexZzz December 7, 2006

Auto-co-wrecked

When, auto correct ruins what your saying and back fires on yourself thereby, wrecking yourself.

Your friend: "You're such a fuck yard" (meant to be fuck tard obviously).
You: "LOL Auto-co-wrecked!"

by LukeIAmYourFather77 June 9, 2015

train wreck

A slow but sure halt ending in confusion, especially in music.

The train wreck was probably caused by one of the trombones not noticing the the time signature change.

by Reuel Titus October 20, 2003

wreck your pants

To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants

If you eat too much mexican food then you may wreck your pants and need to change before Joannie's big shindig.

by Big Money (Ricky Winterborn) July 17, 2011

Catch Wreck

There are two meanings to 'catching wreck'.

1. Getting beat up.

2.Boosting or stealing clothes and getting away with it, almost like coming up on a pot of gold.

1. Son 'caught wreck' yesterday after school. Son is mad hurt today.

1. Son is going to catch wrek after school today.

2 Son caught wreck out at the Polo Mansion yesterday, came up with mad Polo shirts.

2. Son is going to catch wreck at the Polo Mansion today.

by catch wreck September 14, 2012

Southwestern Train Wreck

When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down

Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!

by Doabarreroll February 25, 2014

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

by pixie December 1, 2004