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De-Railed

The act of pounding the living shit out of a biddie's/whobag's gloryhole. Possible after effects include, concussions, vomiting, dizziness, loss of sight, vaginal reconstruction, scoliosis, hernias, coma, and even death.
Franky D-Wet: Shit man, da fuck happened last night? And why is my dick so fucking sore?
Meech: Bro, you were reDICKulous, you De-Railed the fucking life out of some who-bag. You should probably stay low for a while, they found her dead this morning with serious spinal injuries.
by Franky D-Wet March 13, 2011
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De-railed Brownstreak

Any smudged turd not on the inside of a toilet.
Man, Jim had the biggest de-railed brownstreak ever across his forehead.
by ThatCrazyMexicanGuy November 27, 2010
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raised in the cul-de-sac

An insult used to indicate someone had a sheltered childhood.
You don't even know how to cook bacon and eggs? Wow, you must've been raised in the cul-de-sac.
by layersofmultitude May 30, 2019
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Derailed

When you fuck someone really hard.
You fuck someone so hard it's like a train getting derailed off the tracks.
"Greg derailed that bitch"
"I thought he had mono!"

"I'd derail her."
by Turbulence n' Jeff December 8, 2007
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derailed

one who gets plowed like a piece of land; one who gets laid the fuck out, one who gets bombed by sharif
Holy shit dunne just got derailed and broke his wrist.

WOW, Pauly Tess just got derailed.

HOTDIGGITYDOG, Stup just got lined up and defuckinrailed.

Wilferd Brimley here, If you or someone you know has dyabeetus and got derailed call Liberty Medical now.

Maxx=derailed.
by Wilferd April 22, 2010
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Derailed

When one person has strong feelings for another but breaks it off( through the phone) 😤
ā€œYa I’ve been DERAILEDā€ said young Phillip
by Uncle Pen June 10, 2018
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Derailed

1. During the act of doggy-style vaginal intercourse, the male, while recovering from a thrust, pulls out too far and his penis "accidentally" inserts itself into the girls anus.

2. An arctic map in the video game "Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
1.

"The other night my girl moaned some other guys name, so I derailed her. See if she does that again..."

2.

"Last night I was having some fun, then got derailed"
"You pulled out too far and got mud on your junk?"
"Worse. I got that shitty snow map."
by FunkyPunkyJunky March 20, 2010
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