wheat ridge

wheat ridge is fuckin awesome, and golden is really lame. the golden deamons suck at life so i dont blame them for their hollow insults. wheat ridge football is exceptional. And wheat ridge is home to the best bros ever; nick, eric, sam and tim. they own that town all day everyday. Dub R K

golden sucks at life -wheat ridge residents

by armyman57 November 22, 2011

wettie

Term used to describe an attractive female that implies there is likely some moisture in her panties, thus making her all the more attractive.

Check out that wettie over there by the jukebox. I bet she shags like a champ.

by BL Johnson July 11, 2006

panty wetter

A particular feature of a product that evokes excitement from potential consumers. The facet of something that makes it reasonable to describe the item as sexy. (extra lights or buttons on a stereo, noises and animation on a web site, leather jacket on a man, et al)

The scent of his leather jacket is his outfit's real panty wetter.

or

Your chili is good, but there's nothing to distinguish it from anyone else's. You need a panty wetter. What if you added red peppers?

by randem July 18, 2003

Wetter than an otters pocket

when you see johnny Depp

friend: Omg is that johnny?

you: yes omg. he’s so cute.

friend: bro you’re wetter than an otters pocket
you: yeah i know :)

by cumdrops April 17, 2021

Wetting the palette

When your drinking with your college buddies while wearing your swim trunks and you decide that its just easier to pee in your trunks than going to the bathroom.

Dude I can't believe Hodge is wetting the palette, that totally increased her coolness.

by Buhmah December 5, 2011

Mini Wheat

A girl who is absolutely hot and delicious when viewed from her back, but when you catch a glimpse of her front the view is nothing but bland and disappointing.

“Man, I wish I had never caught up to that girl on the subway. Nicest ass I’ve ever seen, but damn she had the face of a dog! Just another mini wheat!”

by MitchumClear December 22, 2008

Frosted Mini Wheat

Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun

1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.

Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."

Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.

Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)

Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)

by ShrimpingUSA.org March 22, 2010