Definitions by MitchumClear

Mini Wheat

A girl who is absolutely hot and delicious when viewed from her back, but when you catch a glimpse of her front the view is nothing but bland and disappointing.

“Man, I wish I had never caught up to that girl on the subway. Nicest ass I’ve ever seen, but damn she had the face of a dog! Just another mini wheat!”

Mini Wheat by MitchumClear December 22, 2008