weiner basket

a weiner basket is a hoe. they are full of little weiners all the time.

I heard Jessica's body count is in the triple digits, what a weiner basket.

by flaccidbunyon May 01, 2019

Weiner-thirty

The time of day where there is a mandatory 2 pee pee touch rule for all significant others. Happens approximately 23 times a day, usually immediately following beer-thirty, but has been known to be able to carry it's own load.

Holy rusted metal Batman, it's weiner-thirty.

by Spelunking December 02, 2009

max weiner

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE

a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick

by 4YOURinfo April 02, 2005

POUND WEINER

A weiner that is forced any place

Britney is familiar with a pound weiner

by Dr. Knockers November 09, 2007

weiner cousins

some dumb ass term from colorado meaning 2 guys had sex with the same girl

oh you fucked Ellie? me too, were weiner cousins now!

by sdogg4life March 23, 2017

Weiner-Pop

A term used to describe when someone is acting like a childish boob.

Friend 1: Look at John the way he's walking around the bar.

Friend 2: Mo man looks like a Weiner-Pop the way he's following around those girls.

Friend 1: Yea, they're whales too. He needs to get his act together.

by Ricky Slapshot May 09, 2010

Weiner Cozy

A total vag (aka vagina)

Kevin: "Harry was such a Weiner Cozy for not stealing Laura's trunk"

by K-Real August 20, 2006