Inept Waitress

A term to describe any girl (or guy, for that matter) who brings drama to the table, when CLEARLY you didn't order it.

One of my booty-calls is being such an inept waitress right now. I told that bitch to get it straight... I didn't order any side of drama with my happy meal. Must be that time of the month.

by Bash Masterson June 5, 2009

sky waitress

n: A female flight attendant.

John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"

Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"

John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."

by warmbrother October 10, 2014

Penelope's wait

faithful wait by a wife for the return of her husband, who has been away for quite a long time. From Penelope, who waited for the return of her husband Odysseus from the Trojan War for the solid ten years.

She has been waiting for the return of her hubby from jail for the last nine years. It is like Penelope's wait.

by uttam maharjan July 30, 2010

WAIT...WAIT...Hold On!!!

One who is usually drunk and very confused, who also is trying to get facts staight by stopping evryone so he can find out what the hell is going on.

Very confused Dave says, "Wait...Wait...Hold on!!! What did Vince do? Say that again!!!"

by Insane V April 19, 2004

wait

something a journalism teacher says incessantly because she sucks at teaching and she can barely walk because she's a fat tub of lard

-Ms. Vivona... can you help me with my essay?
-It's gonna have to wait. I suck at life.

by Nicole February 19, 2004

I'm waiting for marriage

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.

"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

by nate_2330 October 1, 2012

Wait, shit

What people said after realizing that Obama was the new president.

Yea! Mccain lost! Obama won! wooo hoooo!.....Wait, shit

by HornyFirecracker August 1, 2009