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Waimanalo 

A small town, (by mainland standards), on the Hawaiian island of Oahu heading up to the North Shore.

The home of Keneke's, the best plate lunch stand on the planet.

Waimanalo Blues is a country/Hawaiian song by the band Country Comfort describing the beautiful gem of Waimanalo surrounded by a changing world.

Cool, country, and downhome.
Hey guys, you wanna head up to Waimanalo for a shave ice at Keneke's?

From Waimanalo Blues: "The beaches they sell to build their hotels, my fathers and I once knew. Birds all along the sunlight at dawn, singing Waimanalo blues."

Joe: Johnny is so relaxed, how does he keep his cool?

Nicole: That's a Waimanalo boy if I ever saw one!
Waimanalo by youalleverybody September 21, 2007
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A "Waifu" is a Japanese term drawn from "嫁" or "yome" (romanized) meaning "Wife". Many non-Otakus mistake a Waifu for a best girl, however a best girl is a female character you enjoy to watch, however the term "Waifu" has a much more intimate meaning (sometimes being sexual). There are in-fact 2 different types of waifus, or more accurately the otaku themselves, is whether the otaku "Protecc" or "Attacc," the former being someone who protects their waifu from others who wish to lewd them, and their own waifu from their own lewd thoughts for fear of disrespecting their significant other, and the latter being someone who is in a much more sexual relationship, and is willing to lewd or even beat their meat to. Many otakus also own body pillows or posters with their waifu on it.

It is also forbidden to have more than one waifu, otherwise others of their own kind will try to force you to break up with one.
john: Yo Jim, do you have a waifu?
Jim: No you dumbass weeb.
Waifu by epicmemester69_420 June 28, 2019
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Wait-a-phile 

A man who is attracted to teenage girls, but waits until they are eighteen to hump them, to avoid legal crap. Usually goes for 18-20 year olds who appear to be 15 or 16.
A wait-a-phile
Shortly after the girl turned 18, the creepy 30 year old man that was always hanging out outside the high school, asked if she would like to "Come back to his place"...

Wait, what? 

Term used on the Internet to indicate confusion about, and often to point out a contradiction within, something someone else has said.
Person A: I like unicorns. Their scales are lovely.

Person B: Unicorn scales? Wait, what?
Wait, what? by IceMetalPunk August 22, 2011

Rufus Wainwright 

A amazing singer with a fabulous voice. he's also a really awesome song writer. his best album is "Poses" followed closly by "Want I" a real cute guy with awesome sideburns but unfortunatly for me an all girls alike, he's very gay.
gosh i wish Rufus Wainwright wasn't so gay, then i'd do him while he sang "Instant pleasure" to me.
Rufus Wainwright by Mandy December 31, 2004

Wait. What? 

A way of indicating that the thing you or someone else just said makes no sense.
A new law prohibits smoking in restaurants, bars and on the grounds of hospitals and schools. But prisons, psychiatric institutions and retirement homes exempted...

Wait. What?
Wait. What? by tvjames December 22, 2010

waifuism 

People who are so obsessed with a virtual character that they would commit to love them over someone in real life
me: Hatsune Miku has won my heart.
Girl: you are such a Waifuist, Baka.

but. D-DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA, OK.
me: thats why the internet has a subreddit called waifuism
waifuism by Rin senpai September 3, 2018