waifuism 

People who are so obsessed with a virtual character that they would commit to love them over someone in real life

me: Hatsune Miku has won my heart.
Girl: you are such a Waifuist, Baka.

but. D-DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA, OK.
me: thats why the internet has a subreddit called waifuism

waifuism by Rin senpai September 3, 2018

Waifuism 

You must have more than one waifu and five regular photo's and five nude photos's of each waifu to be in the Waifuism religion

Waifuism for life!

Waifuism by [TSG] II Prospect II December 9, 2020

Waifuisation 

The act of turning anything that exists that we have knowledge of, it doesn't even have to be fucking sentient, into an Anime waifu like the filthy degenerate you are

Johnny: "No, I'm not gonna add waifuisation to the English dictionary you fucking degenerate"
Chris: "I just wanna jerk off man, is that so wrong?"
Johnny: "When it's to a loli of the Earth then I think it is"

Waifuisation by ChuckECheetos January 12, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008