wii-wacked

when a waist height child is struck by a wii controller accidently while adults are tring to play

stay back addison or your gonna get wii-wacked

we were bowling on wii last night and my niece got wii-wacked

by crawdaddy35 March 30, 2009

Blackberry Wanker

Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.

Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'

by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011

Ocean Walker Effect

When a person says they enjoyed something (most often a film or piece of art) just so they won't look stupid for not understanding it, they are suffering from the Ocean Walker Effect.

Named after an Arrested Development eposode (the ocean walker), with the line "People are going to say 'what the hell just happened?' and I'd better say I like it because nobody wants to seem stupid!"

Person 1: "I loved the movie A.I with Haley Joel Osment. It was such a moving and meaningfull movie."

Person 2: "You didn't love that move, you liar. You just didn't understand it and want to look smart. It's the Ocean Walker Effect."

by Pheasant the peasant October 2, 2011

Edward walker

The realest nigga rasta ever, even though he acts tough and stand-offish. He has the purest heart and puts his family and friends first. He is loved beyond compare. "Joy ina your eyes me nuh see no tears
Love is what you giving me throughout the years
Every time you need me I will be there my dear I swear" - Gentleman

heart edward walker edward walker

by sunshine rasta girl January 31, 2014

bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything

I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker

by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016

Costa Wanker

A young wanna be hipster who always goes to the Costa Coffee machines at petrol stations.

' Look at that Costa Wanker waiting for his shit latte'

Or

'I can't get a coffee because the que is full of Costa wankers'

by dog tits July 5, 2016

audi wanker

A group of middle aged men, trying there utmost not to have a mid life crisis. They think they own the road. They seem to think they look cool. When in actual fact they’re simply an ‘Audi Wanker’.
:)

Move out of my way!!!!! Audi wanker !!!!!

by Kel-Kel :) August 8, 2018