My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018

A very long chair

It's a very long chair. What did you expect?

Jerry: Hey, Matt, look at my new chair!
Matt: Wow, that's a very long chair!

by CATCAT11 March 21, 2020

A very very long time

When your Samsung tablet is taken away because you didn’t clean the basement and she finds that you have snuck both candy and the tablets into the basement and she takes away your tablet (hence the meaning) for a very very long time. Love you mom!

WHY ARE THERE TABLETS DOWN HERE. She snuck them! No ShE sNuCk ThEm! YOUR TABLETS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME.

by Beverly Grangus July 18, 2021

So very damn much

The amount of love Zach has for Joni Butler

"I love you so very damn much, Joni Butler"

by Reltubhcaz1977 December 19, 2021

im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary

fuck boredom

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic

by dic man December 21, 2022

wow that's very epic

Slang used by virgins.

(Gamer) wow that's very epic. (Guy) you virgin.

by ere ds February 20, 2019

At this very moment

As in right now on this stage?

Some doofus "The falsification of data for the purpose of self-aggrandizement is happening at this very moment!"

Some other idiot *clears throat uncomfortably*

Some doofus "I'm not a hack I swear! The guy from Urban Dictionary that I'm referencing is a genius!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022