Vargoodplays

When a man with a huge phatty pooper summersaults over your shoulders while taking a dump: Much like a seagull.

Dude, that homeless guy just vargoodplays all over me!

by Locker224 July 19, 2022

Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.

During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

varonika

A beautiful being/ wife of Patrick

Patrick: omfg my wife's Varonika

by Vaglover2322 August 16, 2022

Vancouver Plumber

A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.

Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.

by RidersBrohan August 21, 2022

Varon

Varon is a guy who has starring problems. He loves younger girls by years. He cant make his mind up for the life of him and will use you as a rebound because he misses his ex who was way taller than him. Varon is a funny guy who’s sense of humor is saying the n word and saying slurs. Don’t be a varon.

“Bro that was so out of pocket. That reminded me of Varon!”

by secret account September 14, 2022

Vancouver

Vancouver aka trashcouver is located in Bitchest Colombia, a state which is part of the 26 landfills of the united shits of ass-merica. Vancouver is home to the most naeif, mean, and psychopathic tyrants . The viewscape of vancouver is comparible to a massive landfill sight like the 25 other landfills in the mainland united shits. Bitchest colombia bordersn 3 BETTER canadian provences that being Yukon, Alberta, and Alaska.

Vancouver is just a fancy way of saying "landfill" you bitchass.

by Knmagor September 22, 2022

variolite

Variolite is a dark spotted typically volcanic igneous stone.

Did anyone else get to weigh the Variolite?

by Dat.gurl.trick October 3, 2022