tweet block

when you can’t think of anything to tweet about. it’s somewhat like the creative block artists get (art block).

common among jobless people

1: I don’t fucking know what to tweet
2: You probably have the dreaded tweet block

by footnqtes June 08, 2024

tweet high

The moment you start tweeting and can't stop

When someone is on twitter whether on a phone, computer, etc. and they write a tweet then another and soon they are addicted and keep tweeting. That is, until their high wears off.

suzy: "OMG I am blowing Twitter up right now Because I am on a Tweet High! This could go on all night."

by Waldo The Giant February 10, 2014

de-tweeted

The act of unfollowing someone on Twitter as a result of them overtweeting or being otherwise annoying.

Twitterer 1: Do you follow Twitterer 3?

Twitterer 2: No, I de-tweeted them due to overtweets and TMUI (too much useless information).

by pearlbrunch July 12, 2009

Temper tweeting

Temper tantrum-like tweets when someone rants on Twitter because they don't get his or her way.

President Trump started temper tweeting his outrage when his executive orders were challenged in court.

by Mamdfm February 10, 2017

face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

pre-tweet

The act of pausing to edit you speech so as to avoid people hating you on Twitter.

Friend 1: “I can not believe how pissed she got about what I tweeted!! Cripes, it was obvious I didn’t mean it that way!!!”
Friend 2: “Dude, I keep telling you you gotta start pre-tweeting yourself more often.”

by DrewRecDJ October 31, 2021

tweet spasm

to tweet within the same minute multiple times.

"i'm going to have a tweet spasm"

my twitter: @snazzyburst

by snazzeh November 05, 2010