thank you for your tweet

Sarcastic. Told when someone interrupts the discussion with irrelevant things.

Alice: We should put on a deadline for this project.
Brad: Deadlines don't work on me though.
Alice: Then we're never gonna finish this then!
Brad: I'll help, it's just the deadline is just gonna make things worse.
Jessica: BTW, I bumped into my nephew yesterday, it was really cute.
Brad: ???
Alice: ... thank you for your tweet.

by AI AWM October 30, 2019

Worm's Tweet

A phrase you use to call something that you just thought about a moment ago but instantly forgot.

Literally 5 minutes ago I knew what I wanted at the grocery store, what a Worm's Tweet!

by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

Menage a Tweet

When on the social network Twitter and tweeting with two other people. It is a menage a tweet.

I was twittering with two women when I thought this is like a menage a trois. So I thought hmm tweet plus menage a trois equals menage a tweet.

Tonight I will engage in a menage a tweet.

by 559mickey November 8, 2009

treetops are touching the ground

When you become older and your chest starts to sag.

"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are touching the ground."

by Becs The Secretary May 30, 2006

tweet

1. n. a communication sent via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window

2. v. the act of communicationg via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window

1. I just sent Biafra a tweet.

2. To tweet or not to tweet. That is the question.

by Bob Akimbo January 22, 2011

menage a tweet

This comes from a french term "Menage a trois" which according to Wikipedia means "house of three". The three live together and have sexual relations. I dropped the trois and replaced it with Tweet.

This term defines a group of three conversing on the social network Twitter. Tweet defines the dialogue exchanged on the network.
This comes from a night of tweeting with two friends.

Tonight I was engaged in a menage a tweet. Tweeting with two other people at a time.

by 559mickey November 8, 2009

Tweetoholic

someone with a tweeting addiction. Tweetoholics are often in denial and need tweetrehab or a 12 step program like Tweetoholics Anonymous to overcome the addiction.

I'm a tweetoholic. I tweet, therfore I am

by ebabe February 10, 2010