Pre-Toilet Poop

To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet

I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop

by Mdgriff August 18, 2014

Alabama Toilet Buster

An Alabama Toilet Buster is where a man and a woman(redneck) initiate a 69 position in the bathroom. As soon as you finish, you will become raged and bodyslam the woman onto the toilet. You then dunk her head into your last night shit and force her to eat your shit. You then vomit into the toilet forcing her to, again to eat any of the sopping shit along with your vomit. Avoid this sex act when around fellow redneck as it will send them into a rage, inducing the same sex act upon you.

I gave Krystal a Alabama Toilet Buster around her cousin and her cousin induced the same act upon me.

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

skibidi toilet syndrome

A disorder often gotten from an addiction to "skibidi toilet" on yt shorts or tiktok, usually affects kids from 3 - 11 years old, this disorder affects kids by watching way too much skibidi toilet and singing the song from the series. People with skibidi toilet syndrome have a harder time making friends and going outside due to their addiction to skibidi toilet, kids with this disorder also become very cringe.

"billy: hey dude my lil brother has been watching this dumbass toilet thingy what does that mean."
"billy's lil brother: *drools* skib i bop dop bpo yaes yes"
"Doctor: Im sorry but your little brother has skibidi toilet syndrome."

by SimplyCashier September 13, 2023

skibiti toilet

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.

Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."

by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023

laughing down the toilet

Vomit. In a named direction- hence toward the pot.

After David's 21st birthday, he was laughing down the toilet.

by Weasil, T-Money, Becca Sue, Skull Taker, K Dizzle July 22, 2006

Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.

I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.

by thelizx May 7, 2009

pump the chemical toilet

When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.

Origin: Family Guy

Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.

by thatonedudebro March 11, 2016