Thirsty Jane

Where a person masturbates to completion into a milkshake and makes someone else drink it.

I took her to Culver’s for dinner and for dessert I made her a thirsty Jane…

by Ruben Lucid December 2, 2022

Thirsty

adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”

Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.

Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.

by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024

The thirsties

When you have smoked marijuana and you have unquenchable thirst.

Damn, on 4/20 I had a serious case of the thirsties.

by 420rdogg September 10, 2023

Thirsty

A guy usually named Tommy who tries to get at all the girls at work.

Damn did you see Tommy already talking to Sierra? Yeah he's thirsty

by Muertito June 18, 2016

Thirsty

water hungry.

you: “I’m thirsty…”
me: “your horny?”
you: “WHAT, no…”
me: “you REALLY wanna fuck me right now don’t you?”
you: “NO!!! I’m need water!”
me: “water… as in… cum?”
you: “NO!!! like actual water!!”
me: “you mean water hungry?”
you: “wtf…”
me: “so, you wanna fuck me?”
you: “no.”
me: “fine, here is a cup of water”

by Super straight… December 30, 2022

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

thirsty thursday

A concept made up by @shelovesf1 on tiktok where every thursday we rank the drivers thirsty instagam/tiktok postes.

Someone: do you wanna come to my house on thursday ?

Me: Are you crazy it's thirsty thursday I have to watch @shelovesf1's rankings.

by Whoreforcharlesleclerc September 23, 2022