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goba tea

the first bottled white people bubble tea aka. gentrified boba tea where you don't need to leave your home to get boba or as white people say "bubble tea." can be thought of as a daily boba that that doesn't make you thicc but still tastes great!!!
boyfriend: babe i bought you some goba tea because i know you like to suck and two you like two swallow these balls

ABG gf: ahhh gimme my goba tea now!!!!
by thenycbobalover November 9, 2020
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Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.
He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.
by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018
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Tea Fever

An intence few minutes of overheating and uncomfortable sweating brought on by quickly drinking a delicious cup of tea.
"instantly regret drinking tea in summer, this tea fever is ridiculous."
by Hepsmith February 4, 2010
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Burned by the tea

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.
Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.
by 192837465564738291 March 10, 2019
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Clari-Tea

1) Same definition of shameless
2) To be invited from a winning team by bribing and ingratiating the leader & members, just to be a mascot in the team.
3) Processed to abuse rules as an admin and roster ride in a team without honor and shame due to in game skill issues. (Error 404 Skills Not Found)
1) That team got Clari-Tea'd.
2) I just got Clari-Tea'd yesterday, now we have to play in a date when most of our players are not available, what a bummer.
3) A: Did that guy ever did anything for his team by playing?
B: No, he's pretty much just like Clari-Tea.
A: bruh
by karmaster007 May 28, 2021
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Tea-Troller

A person who hijacks the comments section of a news article, video or forum thread by posting ultra-conservative/ultra-nationalistic propaganda. Their statements often include words like "Obummer", "libtard", and generally contain things like Benghazi, Obamacare and how liberals, progressives and Obama are responsible for all the evil in the US. Often these comments contain massive spelling and grammar errors, hate speech/profanity and many times have almost no relation to the subject matter.
News Article: Child dies in car wreck
Commenter1:OMG! That's so terrible!
Commenter2:Why did this happen
Tea-Troller: If someone had a gun they could shoot the tires out, but because Obummer and the liberal agenda want to take your freedoms away, the kid died. Because unions and progresives have destroyd our manufacturing by underming the consistushun, cars aren't safe.
Commenter3:Dude, what does that have to do with the article?
Commenter1:Don't feed the Tea-Troller
by jackburton420 May 26, 2014
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Menstrual Tea

The act of pouring hot water into a kettle and using a used tampon or rolled up pad in place of a tea bag and sipping it
My girls on the rag tonight boys! Looks like its time for some menstrual tea
by Da Lovebutton December 30, 2012
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