table joke

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To play checkers! This is a table joke

by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017

Table fluff

To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.

Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.

Guy 2

Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.

by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018

Table Cakes

An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.

I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.

by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019

tabhole

tabhole: the main cut-away hole in a pull tab of a beverage can --compare: enhanced tabhole (a gratuitously complex holing, as if complexity of tab hole-making enhances product status; artistic tabhole (a tab hole purposefully cut in an artistic manner --like the Red Bull cans' cutout in the shape of a bull). ("TAHB-hol")(n)

Okay, I actually don't mind paying soooooo much for Red Bull energy drinks because they immediately make me feel like I've had a refreshing nap --and bonus points for the artistic tabhole shaped like a bull. My only qualm is if I'm going to drive in heavy traffic while full of Red Bull, it seems like my anxiety kicks up a notch.
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In the 80s, kids saved up pull tabs which they strung together by putting wire through the tabhole of each tab, so some sort of charity purpose that usually turned out to be just urban legend. People didn't have Snopes to check back then.

by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020

Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.

Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

Table

A place to have sex at.............SOMETIMES

Eat me like I’m a table

by Pnnis January 17, 2021

Tableism

Tableism is a term used to express ones beliefs in Tables, although some people say that coffee tables should not be put in the category of Tableism it is still worshipped in the house of tables.

Jerry: Hey Bob why do you worship Tableism?
Bob: Because I love tables and accept them as godlike objects
Jerry: Huh...

by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021