Timmothy

An amazinggggg tranie from staples who once had to help me with my credit card because it wouldnt go through, and i peed my pants from laughing, it likes to wear mini skirts to staples, has exelent taste in eyeliner and is a little scary, i think hes cool (david doesnt) he recives secret messages from us on the typewriter display, we love you timmothy, david does esspecailly so if you read this please go visit him at his house, you know where it is ;D

David: Ew?!? Is that a guy or a girl at register 2?
Taylor: (slaps him) NO! thats TIMMOTHY, duhh. Dude, serious party foul.

by Lady GaGa October 17, 2012

Timmit

Puttin' shit off for another day.

Yo...if I had the time, I'd doodat; but for now I gotsta timmit.

by Bangin' Whip November 21, 2006

Timmy

To explosively defecate, without aim or finesse. In laymans terms, an utter shitsplosion.

"Did you here about that guy at the party the other night?"
"Yeah, I heard he did a timmy all over the bathroom!"

by Secronz December 7, 2012

Timmy

Small or soft dick; name for dick that cant stay hard; someone with erectile dysfunction

Come on dude, don't have a timmy.

by Swirlygirl October 20, 2008

Timmy Selgrat

the epitome of "Ice Breaking Wingman That Can Turn A Party Into An Epic Night." He can sing, dance, impersonate Robert Goulet, and download iPhone apps, sometimes all at the same time. Simply stunning.

Good thing Timmy Selgrat was here last nite. i woke up with one shoe on next to a dead hooker that turned out to be alive.

by cpt. manballs April 10, 2010

Timmy

The most amazing guy ever. He'll do everything in his power to protect you, if you matter to him. He has the most amazing girl, hopefully forever, and he will always stay by her side no matter what. He's loving, caring, and affectionate towards her and will forever be. He gets good grades, stays out of trouble and watches his back because he's tired of being lied to ALL THE TIME, except by his girl. And he's simply just the best person for a loving, compassionate woman.

I'd really love to be with Timmy, he's so awesome.

by TheBOSS10955 January 22, 2019

Timmy

A fucking retard

Timmy you’re fucking retard

by Nig3Leader April 18, 2020