swifter

noun: Stereotype founded in New Jersey by a bunch of kids (origin: Controversial 2). made up of people who like to have variety in their lives and defy all other labels. the wardrobe of an everyday swifter comes from a plethora of different styles. (e.g. punk, preppy, indie, emo, scene, retro, mosher, skateboard, surfer, etc.) overall swifters follow their own paths and nobody elses. their personality is all their own and they listen to any type of music. NOTE: SWIFTERS DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE SWIFTERS.

You'se such a swifter. And I don't mean the vacuum cleaner.

by NINAnMELYKA July 14, 2008

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a 24 year old Singer who writes a lot of breakup songs (to most people that is). However, she has written more non-breakup songs than breakup songs.

Examples of non-breakup songs: Ronan, Mean, Safe and Sound, Eyes Open, Long Live, 22, Stay Beautiful, Innocent, The Lucky One, Lucky You, Never Grow Up, Sweeter Than Fiction ect.

Examples of breakup songs: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Picture To Burn, Better Than Revenge, Sad Beautiful Tragic ect.

Examples of non-breakup love songs: Sparks Fly, Love Story, You Belong With Me, Ours, Our Song, Mary's Song(Oh My My), Jump Then Fall, Starlight, Enchanted ect.

Taylor Swift I sweet celebrity who comments on her fans pages. She has recently given dating advice and stuff like that to two girls. She loves having little "Single Girls" parties with her Best Friends.

Taylor Swift stops in the street to give autographs to fans and take pictures with them. She once bought pizza for her fans who were crowding this street waiting for her.

Taylor has not dated a guy for a bit more than two years now.

Person: Oh my God, all the songs that Taylor Swift writes are breakup songs. She's such a whore for dating so many guys that I can't even count them using my fingers and toes.
Swiftie: Aww, sweetie, you must be missing thirteen fingers and toes in total because Taylor only dated 7 guys and she has written a lot more song that aren't breakup songs to breakup songs.
Person: ...Sorry...

by pegicorn302 August 1, 2014

Taylor Swift Complex

A girl who thinks she's stuck in high school.
a more serious case involves women who write pathetic "my heart broke" songs with the same four chords.

Avoid these women at all costs.

Jeanie says she's still heartbroken after her boyfriend in 3rd grade dumped her. That fucking bitch has a serious case of taylor swift complex.

by Penisenvyahha February 21, 2011

Taylor Swifting

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.

"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum

by 93<l<0 August 18, 2012

swiftboating

A political ploy whereby allegations, falsehoods, exaggerations, or distortions are publicized to discredit a person or entity and have the intended effect that public attention is drawn to the ensuing controversy about the veracity of the allegations and away from some other political embarrassment.

Questions about Kerry’s military service and whether he deserved purple heart medals was swiftboating the public’s attention from whether or not Bush was AWOL.

by Nels Christianson October 14, 2006

smilf

Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck

Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..

by None YaBizness May 7, 2003

Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of innocently standing in shock with puppy-dog eyes when someone does something bad to you in front of a lot of people. This is to make everyone feel bad for you and take your side.

When that girl started yelling at me, I figured that pulling a taylor swift would be better than yelling at her so everyone would feel bad for me and take my side.

by broski10233 June 12, 2010