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Shallow

A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.
More than 90% of all girls are shallow.
by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004
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should have swallowed

An unwanted pregnacy
Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed
by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008
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stallown3d

coming from the word "owned", and added to the name of Sylvester Stallone. Often used by movie buffs.
"His ass got stallown3d in that shooting game"
by S November 11, 2004
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Betty Swallocks

by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003
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Shallow

Someone who likes the first person they see, without looking for what they really want in a person.

This does not necessarily mean someone is shallow because they like someone with good looks or money.

Someone is shallow because they try to get with everyone and anyone because they don't take the time to look for a special someone.
Person one: Gage is so shallow he tries to get his D-wet with every girl he meets.

Person two: I know and most of them arn't even hot!

Person one: yeah he needs to learn to get deeper into the ocean and find that special someone finally. Hopefully someone he at least looks good with.

Person two: but he's to lazy.
by dirtythree30 January 23, 2010
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Funk Swallower

The Legend of a four eyed male that has been sighted in and around Southern New Jersey preying on limbless men!!
We were at the Wawa in Glassboro when the Funk Swallower emerged groping the man with no legs!!
by Hermanator X March 6, 2008
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sallow

unnaturally pale and yellowish
A sallow piece of string...
by Kelly Dowhower October 19, 2003
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