Superman

Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.

Nobody you know is like Superman or Clark Kent, since Superman is alien.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Superman Solos

The entire Invisible and The Boys universes

Hym "The Boys can't exist in space and Superman can just drag viltrumites into the sun. And AS HE DRAGS VILTRUMITES INTO THE SUN... He ACTIVELY GETS STRONGER every time he does it. Superman Solos both."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Tha Superman

When a man an his lady are fighting because she didnt wana let him hit it tha night before so he waits till she goes to sleep an he closes his eyes an rolls tha Dice (or Jack's off) on to her back by her neck and grabs tha sheets and sticks them to it and then dips out an calls her in tha mornin to come thru its gunna be like she's superman comin to his rescue! 🥳Haha he he whoo whoo 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😜 😁😎

2 friends r kickin bak bullshittin an talkin ?about there lady's. One homie says somethin like u jus mad cus yo lady ain't letchu hit huh.an tha other homie says man I ain't Wana hit it anyways she needed some act right so I gave her tha Superman

by MargartaMix n TortillaChips September 15, 2023

Superman

Something Soulja Boy has masturbated on.

Crank That - Soulja Boy (2007):

Chorus
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Batman: This is unacceptable. This asshole should get murdered.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 19, 2022

Supermanning

Taking bedsheets and sticking them to the girl's back with your own ejaculate

Clark said that Lois loves superheroes, so Clark tried supermanning her.

by Jhowsie April 8, 2025

Smile superman

Smile superman is a cool guy. He faces all difficulties with smile. The nickname of smile superman is David who is a very good guy.

Smile superman kills all monsters and overcomes any setbacks.

by Smile superman November 21, 2021

superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008