Communist Superman

Someone who does something that contradicts everything they stand for but you can’t hate them for it because honestly it was really badass.

Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.

by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019

superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Jewish Superman

When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest

I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.

by Mr. Manhattan August 4, 2023

The Return of Superman

The Best Show Ever for adults and teens and even also Young children also this is fun and great

Park: What Are you watching?
Ashley: The Return of Superman
Park: it's great to watch this show but i have popcorn, soju, kimchi and demisoda
Ashley: Now let's watch because it's cool

by Hyebun1 April 28, 2021

Superman Clench

When someone, while riding a dick, clenches their ass so hard that it cuts the blood circulation off.

Oh men, that girl was a 10/10 but she sure got a Superman Clench you know?

by SmileyFarts October 15, 2021

Superman BJ

When a man stands like Superman with has hands on his hips and gazes off into the distance, whilst his girl is down on her knees giving him a BJ.

I finally got my first Superman BJ last night! I felt like a real superhero!

by The Stroker Ace August 12, 2025