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Catch a Stabbing

Have sexual intercourse with your male (or strap-on ready female) partner.

Phase referring to the motion of thrusting one's penis or any protruded body part into one of his/her sexual partner's orifices.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to catch a stabbing tonight?

Boyfriend#2: Only if you pull my mustache while you're doing it.
by CurseOfWar March 19, 2013
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stallin

hey kid quit yo stallin get some work done
by mialoccs September 29, 2009
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Phone Stalking

Phone Stalking is the continious non-stop, relentless phone calling to the same phone number determined to get the other person to pick up.
Man.... last night, her phone stalking me for over an hour really got to me, but I didn't want to talk to her and didn't answer her call.
by stunningone September 16, 2010
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Alice Cullen stalking

Stalking someone in a way that Alice Cullen could - i.e. watching their past, present, and future.
Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!
by falloutboyfan182 July 24, 2010
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Stalking

When you freakishly obsess over a specific person and you get pissed off at anyone who claims him for theirselves. Especially Nicole Roberts who used to obsess over this kid named Sean.
Awh shit, man, Nicole won't stop fucking stalking me. This bitch is crazy, hating on my girlfriend and sending her hate messages.
by loliluvme July 26, 2011
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facebook stalking

1. If it's a guy, they usually just sit there with the urge to masturbate to pictures of hot females.

2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.
Diego has been facebook stalking all week. He should host an hourly special where he updates everyone on what's going on in the world of facebook.

Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?

Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.
by beastblindfire July 7, 2011
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Joseph Stalin

Quiet possibly the greatest president to ever hold office. Helped the US out of the great depression with the New Deal, the Second New Deal, and also won World War two working with Adolf Hitler.
bro, you see that History channel special on how great Joseph Stalin was. I would go gay for that man.
by Drew Frank February 22, 2008
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