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1. If it's a guy, they usually just sit there with the urge to masturbate to pictures of hot females.

2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.

Diego has been facebook stalking all week. He should host an hourly special where he updates everyone on what's going on in the world of facebook.

Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?

Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.

by beastblindfire July 06, 2011

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