Snooker

Bend and stab. Requires two people, or a person and an object.

What do you do to exercise indoors?
Snooker

by passtheice September 27, 2020

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

Spoofer Henno

The art of calling other people the name as a method of self defence of exactly what you are.. also common amongst men who shag elderly unwashed women

Spoofer Henno called me a spoofer but he told lies in the first place. Hence sooofer!Jameson made me do it.

by Yukky 4000 December 9, 2020

Spooked

When someone is in denial that reality is more complex than what it may at first seem, and even if they are shown evidence of this, remains in willful denial.

Jim: "I think defunding the police would reduce all criminal activity because police are the true criminals"
Joe: " I don't know man, maybe re-structuring the procedures of current police activity and instigating harsher penalties for out of line police could work instead"

Jim: "no other solution is possible, burn the police institution to the ground!"

Joe: "dude, you're spooked"

by gangstarapp42069 December 17, 2020

spooner

an adjective to describe literally anything.

Dude that shirt is sooo spooner

by B-ville bitch January 5, 2021

Spooder

When Spoony and Duder go off and do things.

OMG look at all of that Spooder! I guess Duder and Spoony were here.

by Ingloriousss.B January 7, 2021

Spoofer

Most Ally bloke in the Company. A Sergeant Major can only wish to be as cool and aggressive in battle as this guy.

Lt C was the best Spoofer in Battalion. CSM L envied him and wanted to be him on a daily basis

by Rycrman February 23, 2021