An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.
"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."
by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009
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Tag Sponsor is a girl on Instagram, who is trying to look decent but is actually a high end prostitute and has been caught falling for a deal made by a guy to pay for sex. She usually accepts 20k for a weekend and says she will do extra stuff like golden shower or corpophilia (disgusting) for extra. Some women have even agreed to go with a 13 year old for extra (terrible). The screen shots of the conversation have been uploaded online to Tag Sponsors website
by Frank467 May 5, 2017
Get the Tag Sponsor mug.A person of, generaly, German descent with identifying physical and emotional features. You may first notice a sponaugle by his or her large pumpkin-like head. Although the head may appear to be swollen or the person may seem to be in need of medical attention, it is important to understand that this is normal. To compliment the gargantuan cranium on the sponaugle you may also see a large bulbous nose positioned neatly in the center of the face. This nose is the trademark of sponaugle lineage for many centuries and is not to be ridiculed, less one may find themselve in an uncomfortable situation.
Sponaugles have been know to have emotional identifiers. Large quantities or alcohol may make them quite unpredictable and sometimes dangerous. Sponaugles have been known to yell, scream, throw things, kick cars, bite, scratch, urinate in various apliances, be seen wandering in their underware, pass out and fortget the last 18 hours but still get up for work and work a 12 hour shift.
Sponaugles also tend to have snappy catch phrases like jammin, or cool as shit.
Despite these shortcommings sponaugles are all around happy folk who love to have a good time. One should not fear a sponaugle, but befriend and good things may come.
Sponaugles are generaly found in southern Florida but they have been known to be spotted in Ohio, Las Vegas, Arkansas, New York, and Canada.
Sponaugles have been know to have emotional identifiers. Large quantities or alcohol may make them quite unpredictable and sometimes dangerous. Sponaugles have been known to yell, scream, throw things, kick cars, bite, scratch, urinate in various apliances, be seen wandering in their underware, pass out and fortget the last 18 hours but still get up for work and work a 12 hour shift.
Sponaugles also tend to have snappy catch phrases like jammin, or cool as shit.
Despite these shortcommings sponaugles are all around happy folk who love to have a good time. One should not fear a sponaugle, but befriend and good things may come.
Sponaugles are generaly found in southern Florida but they have been known to be spotted in Ohio, Las Vegas, Arkansas, New York, and Canada.
by M Irvin June 3, 2007
Get the sponaugle mug.A person who repeatedly borrows things. Often a person who also doesnt return them and adopts the attitude that you exist solely as a free equipment supply warehouse.
This stems from an underlying attitude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.
This is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.
This person comes under the category as a pseudofriend
Possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. Embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that's broken as they will have no use for it.
This stems from an underlying attitude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.
This is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.
This person comes under the category as a pseudofriend
Possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. Embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that's broken as they will have no use for it.
What a bloody sponger?! Every day he asks to borrow something and I never get it back.
Sod off! I'm not a walking stationery shop you sponger!
Sod off! I'm not a walking stationery shop you sponger!
by missadventure November 1, 2006
Get the sponger mug.Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."
Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009
Get the Sponge Bob Bitter Pants mug.A unit of currency in the British Isles; one pound. Also 5 x 20 denk. The word 'Spond' is a shortening, presumably, of Spondulick, and remains as 'Spond' either in the singular or plural.
by Matt Hindle November 5, 2003
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