A little bit like an advanced-level
moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks, exposing their
anus to shocked onlookers.
I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in McD's, and in came Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.
A unit of currency in the British Isles; one pound. Also 5 x 20 denk. The word 'Spond' is a shortening, presumably, of Spondulick, and remains as 'Spond' either in the singular or plural.
"This car was supposed to be 300 spond, but i knocked him down to 250"
The smallest unit of currency in the British Isles; i.e. one pence. Generally used in denominations of 20 denk; thus, 50 pence becomes "two and a half times twenty denk".
"Has anyone got a twenty denk for this locker?"
