squashed spider

When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.

"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."

by eebe skylark August 8, 2012

Clock Spider

It's a HUGE spider when someone says clock spider! RUN FOR YOUR FUDGING LIFE.

Its-its-its a clock spider! *RUNS FOR LIFE*

by @instagramaddicted December 9, 2016

a spider-man

When a male ejaculate's into his hand and then throws it in the face of another, but then you have to stand proudly in a superhero pose or it is not a proper Spider-Man

Last night I preformed a Spider-Man on my partner and then proceeded to make a sandwich

by Killa-on-a-spree April 16, 2019

putting in the spadework

working very hard in an overt fashion at spading so as to achieve a relationship, either short or long term

well I won't score tonight unless I put in the spadework, will I, Peter?

by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

spider language

When you speak in incoherent sentences when it's clearly impossible to understand the gibberish you're speaking.

Guy #1: Dude Igut a newzi car

Guy #2: More spider language?

by Coppose May 18, 2018

Spider nigga

His name is spider nigga. He fucked a radioactive spider and for he past 15 minutes he has been the hoods greatest hero.

Man, spider nigga sure can fuck a radioactive spider

by GOMO G GURU September 14, 2019

James Of Spades

James Of Spades: Noun

- To Describe or Refer to Someone with Good hair and a style to die for.

The Term Is Also Loosely Used In Slang To refer to someone who is overly attractive in appearence.

Damn , That James Of Spades From Myspace Is Well Cool!

by Jamie W-M December 7, 2006