soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.
No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.
by von groovy September 01, 2017
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soft bro

A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.

Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.

Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023
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soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.
I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.
by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018
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Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around
Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!
by Grod1 November 13, 2015
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Soft-roader

A 4wd that is not intended to be taken off road, contrary to it's ride height and stated ability.
Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!

Guy 2: Total soft-roader.

Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.
by Archetypicalone March 28, 2011
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soft doggin it

The act in which you orgasm in a promptly manner and continue to have intercourse with your flaccid penis.
You cant be soft doggin it if your hung like a lightswitch.............just saying
by turdfergason November 21, 2015
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SOFT MILKSHAKE

How was your date with Sally last night?
It was ok, she wasn't really hot so she gave me a soft milkshake
by softmilkshake December 15, 2017
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