Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'

by rob93 February 13, 2014

soft dyke

A 'soft dyke' is a lesbian that is inbetween being butch and femme, so a typical soft dyke would kind of look masculine with their style but retain feminine appearance (e.g longer hair, chapstick, clear nail polish, feminine shoes, etc.).

"oh wow, check out that soft dyke"

by fafsafs May 30, 2014

Soft cunt

Someone who is emotionally weak or over sensitive

Wyatt's being a soft cunt by telling people she misses them

by Substrerch January 4, 2016

Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around

Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!

by Grod1 January 18, 2016

soft doggin it

The act in which you orgasm in a promptly manner and continue to have intercourse with your flaccid penis.

You cant be soft doggin it if your hung like a lightswitch.............just saying

by turdfergason January 28, 2016

soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

by ProfessorSnuggles April 3, 2016

soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018