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Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”
I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.
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Shit Sticker

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snecker

Yes, sneck is the new hip term.

sneck

intransitive verb

to go stealthily to gleefully take a milestone event from under a friend's nose.
Hedwig is the best snecker at snecking.
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Snickering

To scratch one’s butthole with all fingers, including the thumb and pinky
Cyrus, stopping snickering at the dinner table!
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Snickelfits

The remaining weed nugglets in a bag after selling in large quantity. Usually full of stems, and sold to those who suck.

A person that sucks.
You get the good stuff, but this mother fucker gets the snickelfits.

This guy is such a sketchball, I will only sell him the snickelfits.

You fucking snickelfit.

(In a sarcastic undertone) This is snickelfitastic.
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Animal Snackers

Would you like me to give you guys some Animal Snackers?
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Airplane Sticker

Term for a woman's sanitary towel, so named because of its wings and ability to stick to various surfaces should the need arise.
Little Timmy found his mum's airplane stickers in the grocery shopping
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