When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022
Get the First date left cheek sneakmug. "That would be so sneaking out of the hospital if you did that!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"
by Inah October 10, 2005
Get the Sneaking out of the hospitalmug. Hidden taxes and loopholes in the tax code that give some taxes the ability to hit you with a ninja like quickness.
person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
by pseudonymouslyarriffic October 16, 2011
Get the sneak attaxes'mug. person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
by traps n gaps January 20, 2021
Get the ope lemme just sneak right past ya heremug. by Ricky Charlotte January 12, 2022
Get the Sneakmug. The act of getting it on. To go out and have your partner give you brains 🧠 , head, dome, to get topped off or to top them off, sucking, licking, bitting, spitting on it, tonging it up, sloppy toppy on all private areas then French kiss eachother. To get high and sex. Sneaking and geeking could lead to making babies
To sneaky link in my geek. Showing great skills with your mouth to make orgasm in the mouth. To hide my other head dicC inside of all her holes and repeat until everything is cream filled. To share with your friends and play fam great pleasure. To reach a new level. To gain all access. To knock some sense into each other using big head or little head for penetration. To get paid to school them sexually. To help them cheat like a test on their partner or when your partner breaks the rules with you sexually. When you have orgasms well your the highest in the room. Sneaking and geeking on yall.
by DonittoForTheRecord May 12, 2024
Get the Sneaking and geekingmug. (1) When somebody takes a picture of you when you're not ready or you pacifically said "not to"
(2) The Hollywood Paparazzi Main Job
(3) To take a picture of a place or item that forbidden type of photos
(2) The Hollywood Paparazzi Main Job
(3) To take a picture of a place or item that forbidden type of photos
The African American museum and Washington DC forbids any pictures but last year I photos sneak Some for memories
by EmJayee December 26, 2019
Get the Photos Sneakmug.