slurper

Someone who likes to drink cum with a straw!

People from Scotland

by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003

anal slurpie

A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."

Girl, that anal slurpie was tasty.

by Corey Christopher Turner July 27, 2008

slurphead

means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language

shut up or im gonna give you a slurp round the head!

by chris jones March 24, 2005

Salty Slurpie

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.

Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..

by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010

Slurple

It's an onomatopoeia, or an action word.

In the old Batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words "SLURPLE!" showed up.

by Polish Pawel November 15, 2004

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

The one and only Joe Velasco...

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!

by Andy April 17, 2005

Slurpetite

To be thristy for a delicious treat from 7-11.

This treat is sugar water whitch is then frozen to the perfect frozen-liquid, whitch is great for drinking/eating.

After a long, hot day of urban golf I have a enormous slurpetite.

True dat.

by jbn gstache May 31, 2007