Not here to fuck spiders

A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.

Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.

1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"

2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.

by djamax January 10, 2019

slider

blow job, head, chrome dome, oral sex, brain

johnny and i were behind the bleachers when i gave him a slider!

im gonna give you the best slider EVVA!

by SCHILLA THE KILLA November 18, 2010

slider

An extremely large piece of pizza sold by the slice

yo dude, lets cruise over to Jacks Pizza and grab a slider

by Waynerton Lee February 23, 2008

Slider

When a subject excretes faeces onto the pectorial bridge of a target, causing the faeces to then "slide" down the torso of the target. This often leaves an invertebrae-like trail running down the targets chest. The Slider is considered successful when it reaches the belly button, and part of the faeces become lodged within it. Sadly this makes it impossible to successfully slider somebody with an outy belly button.

"Did you see that slider? It looks like someone drew a line with brown felt-tip down marks chest."

by Jizzle Fizzle October 25, 2007

Slider

A presumably homosexual person that frequently changes their mind as to whether they prefer to dance, make-out or whatever....with men or women. A.K.A. Bisexual

A certain boy dances intensely with another boy and then after that dances with and kisses unknown girl. Later on that night he kisses the first boy and refers to himself as a "slider". He also might look like Zach Effron.

by RB girl January 6, 2009

Slider

The ATM machine in a strip club.

I spent all my money on lap dances and had to get $200 more out of the slider.

by Bark 44 May 19, 2009

Pink Spiders

A gang that started up in Walnut, CA. There home turf is located on Amar street. You can find them hanging out at the arcade playing marvel vs. capcom 2 and guitar freaks. if you look at them, or even say a word they will kill with semi automatics which they carry in their lexus'. They are usually see driving lexus' typically IS series. They are usually wearing pink and carrying weapons. They are the most viscious gang in this area, and are spreading by rapid descent into the neighboring city, Chino Hills, CA

person 1:AYE Arlen its the pink spiders, they want your bapes RUN!!
person 2: may'ne wut da fuk is da pink spidaz, youz lieing
person 1: when they peel off your skin and hang you and steal your bapes, dont come crying to me.
Person 2: AHHHHHH THEY PEELIN' MAH SKIN DAWG.

by Al phonse Elric September 16, 2008