Chubby Santa

A short, wide penis, generally accommodated, if not recognized by, aging gray or white pubic hair.

I accidentally walked in on my grandparents making love. My Gramps pulled out and his chubby santa flying all over the place.

by a no lifer August 5, 2009

bat santa

Placing a baseball bat into the anus of the one you love.

I just gave that girl the bat santa!

by jkas;dlf December 22, 2009

Bad Santa

Dress in a Santa outfit and fuck a girl up the ass, saying "Ho, Ho, Ho" at every thrust. Santa outfit optional.

I took a girl home last night and pulled a Bad Santa on her ass.

by pstage August 4, 2007

slanteye

Racist slur to refer to a person of oriental descent, be it Japanese, Chinese, Korean, etc.

"Damn slanteyes!"
-a racist dude

by Dave March 26, 2004

Santa

Fatass nigger that sneaks into your house & brings ya greedy ass kids presents.

That santa bol was fucking elfs

by suckondat November 23, 2016

Santa Rosa Junior College

Located in Santa Rosa, this Junior College(also known to locals as the 'JC') is where people go when they don't have enough money for a university or just have no life goals in general. Students find everything about this Junior college to be nice... except the part when they realize they are in a Junior College.

Professor: So Max, its your senior year, where does a young, bright man like yourself have in plan for the upcoming year.

Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.

Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!

by SRJCstudent December 24, 2010

santa

SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory.

Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004