ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019
Get the ice skatingmug. Lesbians that Roller Skate
by RyeBread420 July 27, 2021
Get the Roller skate lesbianmug. Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.
"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"
by Brentmeister May 22, 2005
Get the Bottle skatingmug. Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom
by Hahaha loooll xxxxdddeezz nuts August 31, 2018
Get the skate wilsonmug. by Durant35 November 1, 2012
Get the Crispy Skatesmug. by Max_L June 14, 2018
Get the Ice skatingmug. I kept missing that back side (BS) kick flip. Today was babylon skate. I looked like a complete pouser. I'm going home so I can cry.
by 1337Sk8 November 29, 2009
Get the babylon skatemug.