Shovel time

The time when it becomes necessary to kill a snake by cutting its head off with a shovel

Whenever Grandpa Pee Wee saw a snake, we all knew it was shovel time

by A Dub 00 June 26, 2017

Shovel

A "shovel" in slang has several definitions:

1.) An unpleasant person who is not helping the situation; a prick.

2.) A male hoe.

3.) Shoveling is to spread fake or bias information on a local level; to spread bullshit.

Example for definition No. 1:

"That guy - Alfred Cockburns, he's such a shovel."
"I agree."

Example for definition 2:
"I'm thinking Vlad is a good guy."

"Nah, have you heard about it? He's a shovel, he tried with that girl yesterday."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That drama that's going about you in school is so fake. I wonder who did it."

"I think Samuel shoveled."

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018

Dip Shovel

A person or object with no value in itself and is only useful by giving you access to something else.

Mary is such a dip shovel; I would break up with her if she didn't give me free tickets to the movies...

by DonofrioGirl December 28, 2011

shovel

date,significant other,

"Shovel and Spit can get the hell out of my domicile."

"Loving shovel spoonful."

by noixz January 14, 2009

snow shovel dude

Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.

And this Dan Hurley guy is the worst. He’s totally a snow shovel dude

by Mmahgik April 6, 2024

chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

by pethead March 31, 2016

shovel slaughter

when you kill/slaughter someone/something with a shovel

*vindicator comes after person*
person1: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! D-:\
person2: *comes up from behind and kills the vindicator with a shovel* HAAAAAAAA!!! D-:<
person1: whoa dude you just shovel slaughtered him

by Female sans January 11, 2018